awards

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june 2000

hottie of the month as of yet we have no hotties. if you'd like to apply, please email a picture to boogiexmonster@aol.com and send along a little info about yourself, and tell us why you should be our hottie of the month.

stud of the month follow the directions for the hottie.

freak of the month vampclown666 vampclown likes to frequent aol goth chat. he's a big icp fan. he probably hangs out at the mall too, right outside of hot topic. i imagine a year ago he was really big into manson and korn. now he probably denies their existence. he listens to no rap, because rap sucks. "i just like icp man." he also does like to refer to himself as a "freak" so here he is, your first freak of the month.

mullet of the month tracy lawrence tracy got his big break in country music in the early to mid 90's. now he's back, and he has a new album, but his mullet hasn't changed. these are the some flowing locks tracy's been sporting since about 87.

slut of the month tonya harding she's back and she's beating her man down. she was last seen working on a road cleanup crew. it's all about work release. here you can see her as she is skating, yet spies what she believes may be a penis on the far side of the arena. note how the cock gains tonya's attention. then again it may have just been the hot dog vendor.

rock star of the month nikki sixx of motley crue nikki is the ultimate rock star. he died, you can't get anymore rock 'n roll than that. we salute you nikki sixx.

male celebrity of the month russell crowe okay gladiator is just badass, and so is russell crowe. this guy is just brilliant. plus, as you can see from this picture, he's not afraid of a little african deep dicking. now that's a man's man.

female celebrity of the month christina aguilera oh hell yes. it is quite possible that little ms. aguilera may be the ... of the month forever. i'm obsessed, and brandon has no input on this, being as he is whipped and is not allowed to look at other females. so this is officially my place to shine. my god she's cute.

wrestler of the month "the enforcer" arn anderson arn's just a bad ass. plus he looks very gay in the above picture. look at him, shaking his finger at you, you bad boy. meow.

rack of the month mmmm kari in honor of being my new roommate i am bestowing kari with the rack of the month award. well, okay, so maybe it's not just because she's going to be my roommate. good god man, they are huge. she's just too cute. welcome to the of the month club kari.

jackass of the month george w. bush this is the man who, if elected president, will necessitate my moving to canada to escape his ignorant right wing ways. this man is basically insane. you should go research his track record as governor of texas. also, even if you don't vote, or don't believe in it, go vote for gore just to keep this guy out of office. gore sucks, that's a given, but atleast he's "safe." please, i urge you, stop him from taking over the country.